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The Essentials of Melanie-Speak:


 * shabamahoo: (n) more exciting word for a thing or a situation
 * merping: (v) generally being awkward; the act of being a wallflower. also merp (n).
 * drattynabbit: (interjection) a polite and endearing substitute for "oh damn!"
 * blah dee blah: (interjection / onomonopoeia) blah blah blah
 * legitimately: (adv) adjective: really, literally
 * ear balls: (n) the human organ used for selective listening

cf.

http://www.livecreatingyourself.com/2011/04/serts-are-what-i-call-desserts.html or http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/04/27/parks-and-rec-tom-haverfood/